My childhood hero, Mr. T's most quotable quotes while promoting his now-canceled show: "I Pity The Fool" (please, read this in a Mr. T voice):

"I don't teach hockey. I don't know hockey. I don't teach tennis. I don't know tennis. I know there's a lot of love going on in tennis. Dirty love."

"A lot of people think I go around beating up people. Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent."

"Mr. T is my alter ego. When I'm in the neighborhood, I'm a quiet librarian type of guy."

"My show ain't no 'Dr. Phil' where people sit around crying, 'What's wrong with me, Dr. Phil? What's wrong with me?' You a fool! That's what's wrong with you!"

"When I was a baby, I lived with (my mother) and whatnot."

"Either you a fool or you're not. If you get on my fool list, that's it."

If this guy isn't a genius, I don't know who is...