On the subway today, I sat next to a fairly attractive mid-40s woman who was sitting next to a very young kid, no older than five. She was talking to the kid, who was rambling on about some toys he got on his last birthday.

The woman said "I have toys too" and I thought to myself "what toys could you possibly have?" and I began to smile imagining the toys she would own.

When the kid asked her "what kind of toys?", I stifled a laugh when I heard her response: "Toys for my kitty."

However, I really really lost it (tears were coming down my eyes) when she said "Big shiny toys that my kitty just loves!"

And with that, I had to get up and move a few seats away from her. I guess my mind was just in the gutter today.